Thursday, July 19, 2007

Richie Mccaw-ism (some are good, and others aren't) (Merci Sian!)

When Richie McCaw goes swimming he doesn't get wet, the water gets Richie McCawed
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Richie McCaw.
- Richie McCaw counted to infinity - twice.
- Richie McCaw invented every colour. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
- Richie McCaw's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Richie McCaw.
- Superman owns a pair of Richie McCaw pyjamas.
- Richie McCaw sleeps with a night light. Not because Richie McCaw is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Richie McCaw.
- Richie McCaw divides by zero.- Richie McCaw sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparallelled rugby ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Richie spear-tackled the devil and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
- The only time Richie McCaw was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

If you have others, don't hesitate to post them (please, only the best ones!)


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